Afterparty is NOT a hoax

…or IS IT?

Let’s say ALIEN INTELLIGENCES want to screw with you, Philip K Dick style. You’re at home, receiving most of your information about the outside world through a screen. You have been told by the screen that your novel will be published next week. This book is all about how you can’t trust anything your brain tells you. It has a character who is PARANOID because she can see PATTERNS in the NOISE. You are almost certain you wrote this book.

The screen brings you EMAIL from REAL PEOPLE who claim to have read the advanced copies of the book. REVIEWS appear on the screen, and you dutifully send links to these pages to other REAL PEOPLE who appear on a screen labeled TWITTER. But what proof do you really have? What if the ALIEN INTELLIGENCES want you to remain CALM and WAIT?

Then, a box arrives in the mail. It is not a metaphorical container, like DropBox. It is REAL.

The BOX contains this:

BoxOfAfterparty

There are many copies of the book you thought you wrote. You are happy, and relieved. The book is REAL!

And then you think, wait a minute. What if this is the ONLY BOX? That’s just the kind of thing that ALIEN INTELLIGENCES would do.

You have a week to wait before it is scheduled to appear in any other bookstore. You can do nothing but wait. Nothing but type this into the screen and click PUBLISH. Because that is something a REAL PERSON would do.

You know only one thing for sure: This will be a LONG WEEK.

Cosmic Book News On Afterparty

A lot of news rolling in today. Like this review that just came in from Byron Brewer at Cosmic Book News. It’s pretty much what every writer hopes for. Also, Byron and I will also be doing an interview later.

Here’s a snippet from the review:

“It has been a long time since I have read a book of such wide scope, one that defies genre type such as Afterparty. Has writer Daryl Gregory (BOOM! Studios’ Planet of the Apes comic book series) given us another zombie romp, a superhero novella or a supernatural thriller for the ages?

“Yes, yes and yes.”

See what I mean? Now read the full review. 

Afterparty First Reviews

Greetings from the Rainforest Writers Village, in drizzly, misty, Quinault, Washington. It’s day one of this five-day retreat, in which I am supposed to sit in a cabin and write things. And oh, I’ve got a lot of things to work on — a comic script, a copy edit of the new novella that will come out this summer (more on that later), a few PR activities for the launch of Afterparty —  but mostly I’m here to start the new novel. I’ve just started stirring the primordial soup on the thing, which means that I will spend much of the next five days staring at the water and thinking about naps.

But, just before I was smuggled into the rainforest in the trunk of Jack Skillingstead and Nancy Kress’s car, I received word of the two first reviews of Afterparty. Here they are:

Publishers Weekly: “Gregory (Unpossible and Other Stories) dashes off his near-future story like a ‘chemjet’ printing out sheets of smart drugs…The tragi-comical satire dispenses with sermons and easy morals, preferring to be entertaining and thought-provoking instead.” Full Review.

RT Book Reviews: “Gregory’s world-building is top-notch… Afterparty is a story with hefty implications but Gregory wisely keeps the focus tightly on Lyda and her friends and ex-friends, giving the story as much emotional as conceptual impact.” (I’ll post a link when the April issue goes online.)

The Afterparty Tour

It’s on, people! When Afterparty launches on April 22, 2014, I’ll be making several appearances at cons and bookstores. Here’s the ones I can confirm, and there will be more coming.

Updated 3/17/14.  Portland and Seattle changed! (We found out that SFWA was doing its reading series on those dates, and I didn’t want to split the public with my fellow SFWAns, so a little joining forces [Seattle] and a little shuffling of dates [Portland]).

C2E2. Chicago, Friday, April 25; 1:30-2:30 PM, South Building, McCormick Place. A discussion panel on SF with signing to follow. C2E2 is a Chicago comic and pop culture expo. The panel is described thusly:
“From the far flung reaches of the Milky Way the mind-bending possibilities of time travel, let authors John Scalzi (The Human Division), Daryl Gregory (Afterparty), M.D. Waters (Prototype), and Mark Frost (the Paladin Prophesy series) tell you what they see when they venture to other dimensions.”

Barnes & Noble Oakbrook Center, Oakbrook, IL, Saturday, April 26, 2pm. My hometown bookstore! Or at least as close as we could get.

Powell’s Books at Cedar Hills CrossingBeaverton, OR, Monday April 28, 7pm. My first visit to Portland. Can’t wait.

SFWA reading seriesKirkland, WA, Tuesday April 29, 7pm. Seattle, my OTHER home town. I seriously want to move here. I’ll be reading with Nancy Kress, Jack Skillingstead, and Leah Cutter.

Copperfield’s in Petaluma, Petaluma, CA, Friday May 2, 7pm.  Just north of the San Francisco bay, this huge bookstore puts an emphasis on introducing authors to readers.

Borderlands Books, San Francisco, Saturday, May 3, 3pm. I love these people.

Mysterious Galaxy Books, San Diego, Sunday May 4, 2pm. And these people! Seriously, Borderlands and Mysterious Galaxy are two bedrock bookstores for the field. For writers like me, indie booksellers who know SF and fantasy are the difference between (career) life and death.

SF in SF Reading Series. San Jose, Thursday, May 15, 7pm. Free to Nebula Award Weekend attendees, $10 for others. All proceeds benefit the SFWA Emergency Medical Fund. I’ll be opening for Samuel R. Delany, new SFWA Grandmaster, and my teacher at Clarion back in ’88. Chip Delany was the teacher who had the most effect on my sentences, and is largely responsible for my first sale. Love this man.

I’ll also be attending these cons in 2014, and perhaps doing some reading and paneling:

I’ll have more news later, including details on a book launch party in State College, PA.

Party in the UK and Japan

Some good news: Afterparty will be translated into English. As in English English, which may include changing all my mid-word Z’s to S’s, as their organisations are wont to do. They also say wont a lot. The book will be published in the UK by Titan Books on August 18, 2014, which coincides with Loncon 3, the World Science Fiction Convention. We’ll be doing some kind of launch activity there. Many thanks to John Berlyne at Zeno Agency, who brokered the deal. He’s an absurdly tall man, but he uses his powers for good.

Soon after learning about the Titan Books deal, I learned that Afterparty would also be translated into Japanese. The books’ been picked up by Tokyo Shogensa, via Misa Morikawa at Tuttle Mori Agency. This is the first time I’ve had a book published in either country. So that’s cool.

The Spreadsheet of Shame

I used to have this idea that real writers could point to a deadline in the distance like Babe Ruth aiming his bat at the center field bleachers, and then, through the powers of professionalism, just start writing and hit that thing.

Turns, out, I’m no Babe Ruth. I can’t write a novel in one mighty swing. And there’s no urgency to a deadline twelve months away, or even six. I’ve found that the only way I can hit my deadlines (and I’ve hit every major one I’ve committed to, thank you braggy much) is to leverage daily amounts of shame. Or at least the risk of shame.

The best way to do this is to announce your goals — a daily word count, for example — to your loved ones and trusted colleagues, and have them ask you how it’s going on a regular basis. Say, every day at the dinner table. This is effective because we’re basically chimps, social animals evolved to respond to public opprobrium and approbation. (Cats don’t feel shame, which is why no one ever wants them on project teams.) 

But this daily confession can be wearing on your loved ones, and worse on your colleagues, because you keep calling during dinner. Wouldn’t it be nice if there was some device to make you feel that glow of approval, or that heat of disgrace? 

Which brings us to the Spreadsheet of Shame.

For every big writing project in the past five years, I’ve used an Excel sheet to track word counts. It’s gotten more elaborate with each project — because when you’re starting something new, one of the best ways to procrastinate is to work on something you tell people will make you more productive. This latest version has pretty graphs to show me when I’m falling behind, and cells that turn red when I’m under my goal.

For example, here’s what it looked like at the beginning of the writing of my YA novel:

SpreadsheetOfShame Harrison Data

See all those red cells? I had a tough time getting started. That’s per usual. Also, notice that the goal in the first few weeks (that D column) was a lousy 500 words per day,  a rate that somebody like Tim Pratt would scoff at, and I still couldn’t match. Then I started catching up, and I ramped up my goals to 1,000 words a day, then 1,500.

There are a couple graphs I use to show my word counts each day, and how I’m stacking up cumulatively.

SpreadsheetOfShame Harrison Daily

SpreadsheetOfShame Harrison Cum

When things are going well — meaning, when that blue line is over the red one — I gaze upon these graphs in loving admiration. What a fine person I am! When that red line is above the blue one — and sometimes it’s way above — I beweep my outcast state.

Over the years I’ve shared the S.O.S. with a few writer friends, and now I’m sharing with you. If it helps you, fantastic. If it doesn’t, then use a more public form of shaming.

First, download it

At the start of your project, do this:

SpreadsheetOfShame Setup

  1. Save the file with a new name.
  2. In the Data tab, pick a start date. In A3, enter the next Sunday when you’re going to start tracking. It needs to be a Sunday.
  3. In B2, enter the number of words you’ve written before you started tracking. This can be zero.
  4. In F1, enter the number of words you want to write per day. (This is only the default amount — you can change individual days.)
  5. In J1, enter what you think might be the ending word count. This is only used to calculate the percentage complete in column I. It doesn’t affect the graphs.
  6. If you know you’re not going to write on some day — say, Arbor Day, because who works on Arbor Day? —  go ahead and put a zero into the cells for that day in column D.

Then every day, do this:

  1. In column B, enter the total word count in the doc. (All the other columns will update to show how many words you wrote that day, and what your % complete is.)
  2. In column G, you can leave notes about what you worked on that day. Or (and this is more common, in my experience) to explain why you didn’t reach your goal that day.

And that’s it. The other tabs are graphs to show your daily output, in, well, graphical terms. That’s why they call them graphs. They’re graphic.

Oh, yeah. When you start to fall behind,  column F starts turning red. That would be the shame aspect of the document. But really, it’s the graphs that make me realize when I’m slipping.

And hey, it’s only an excel doc, so you get to do anything with it you want.

First Responders: Afterparty is out!

Oh my, it’s leaking into the world. Afterparty, my next novel, won’t be published until April 22, but the ARC (Advanced Reader Copy, for you civilians) has been sent out. This is always a weird time for a writer. You’ve sent your darling off to kindergarten, and you hope the other kids aren’t making fun of her for those weird clothes you made her put on. (“But honey, all the genre kids LOVE neuroscience!”)

The first person to post is Rose Fox, editor at Publishers Weekly. This is Rose’s personal blog, and it’s not an official review, but it’s reassuring to hear the first reports. Rose read it in a day!

I’m down with A.R.C. Yeah, You Know Me.

It’s always a nice moment when the Advance Readers’ Copy of a new book arrives. This time, Tor did a full-color ARC, and the deep red is beautiful to mine eyes. Though my hair isn’t. There’s something about this angle that makes me look like Marge Simpson. Give it up, Daryl. Enjoy the moment. Stop worry about your God damn hair. There are people in China who don’t even HAVE hair.

So. One step closer. May the reviewing Gods like this book.
AfterpartyArcCropped

The Next Big Meme, er THING: Afterparty

So there’s a meme goin’ round, with writers talking about their upcoming books, and tagging other writers, and all of us answer the same  questions. My pal Ian Tregellis (whose got TWO books coming out in 2013, one that completes his very cool Milkweed Trilogy about super-soldier psionics versus warlocks in World War II and beyond) tagged me last week.

If you want to follow the bouncing Meme, next week my pal Jack Skillingstead will be talking about his fabulous new SF novel Life on the Preservation, coming out in 2013.

Now here’s the thing: some of the questions in this meme are a bit off, and they come in the wrong order. So I’ve rearranged to suit. (Me. To suit me.) Also, this is the first time I’ve talked about this book online. So, I’m basically offering this scoop to myself.

Here we go!

1: What is the working title of your next book?

The working title is Afterparty. My own private subtitle for it, the name I call it when I’m singing it to sleep, is The Atheist’s Prayerbook.

5: What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

Before Don LaFontaine died, I had him record a voiceover for the book. His estate won’t let me post the audio, but the text of it is: “In a world where God is a drug, one woman has to get sober.”

2: Where did the idea come from for the book?

See, I’m going to pretend that this was a two part question starting with “What’s the book about?”

Afterparty is about a drug called Numinous that opens up a portal to God–or at least a convincing illusion of one. The protagonist is Lyda Rose, a neuroscientist who helped create the drug. Ten years ago someone overdosed her and four other coworkers (including her wife, who died), and ever since Lyda has been haunted by a permanent angel–Dr. Gloria. Lyda tries to remind herself that the doctor is just a manifestation of her temporal lobe, but the angel is awfully hard to argue with.

The book is also about neuro-atypcial people in general, and all the ways that our brains are fooling us, often for our own benefit. I’m happy to report that the book includes the only combination  sex scene / debate over free will in any science fiction book.

The ideas came from the short stories I’ve been writing over the past decade. Many of them were concerned with the so-called hard questions of neuroscience: What is consciousness? How do we construct a self? And do we have free will or is it all a massive prank pulled on us by our own neurons? Some of these questions have crept into the fringes of my novels, but I wanted to write a book that took on these ideas head on.

3: What genre does your book fall under?

Afterparty falls in the genre that my editor, David Hartwell calls “Neuro SF” — hard science fiction about neuroscience. You could further sub-categorize it by calling it near future neuro SF. I found that I didn’t need to set the book very far from today, because current research about what’s going on in our brains is mindblowing enough.

It’s also a drug novel, and  a crime novel. I’m a lifelong reader of Elmore Leonard and Philip K Dick, and it’s clear now that their books have been having sex in my head and hatching strange babies.

4:  What actors would you choose to play the part of your characters in a movie rendition?

I have a stipulation in my contract that any adaption must take the form of claymation.

6: Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

See, that’s a weird question. The “or” part I mean. Because it’s not self-published, but I am represented by the amazing Martha Millard. The book will be coming out from TOR, and edited by the also amazing David Hartwell.

7: How long did it take you to write the first draft of the manuscript?

I wrote the first three chapters five or six times over the course of a year in which I was mostly working on other things. The direction of the book changed radically with each draft. Once I finally settled on a line of attack, it took about seven months to write, counting rewrites. Actually, I’m writing the last chapter this week, and I’ll be rewriting as soon as my writer friends explain to me what’s wrong with it.

8: What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

I don’t know any other near future neuro SF books. Can someone help me out? But if we compare to books set further into the future on this topic, then I’d be pleased if they put this story in the same genre as Peter Watts’ Blindsight or Greg Egan’s books about consciousness.

9: Who or what inspired you to write this book?

I was inspired by the neuroscientists who took the time to write books for lay people, so that I could rip them off and write SF stories about their research: V.S. Ramachandran, Antonio Damasio, Daniel Wegner, and the dean of neuro porn, the man wrote the first book that got me interested in the strangeness of the human mind: Oliver Sacks. These people write brilliant books that are non-fiction but read like science fiction.

10: What else about the book might pique the reader’s interest?

Did I mention the free will debate / sex scene? Okay, how about people like these?

  • A voluntary sociopath
  • A man who carries his mind in a plastic aquarium treasure chest
  • Native America Cigarette smugglers
  • Frat boys throwing drug-induced “Gay for a Day” parties

Get Ripped Off!

So a new story of mine is in this audio anthology called RIP-OFF! by Audible.com, edited by Gardner Dozois, and coming out Dec. 18 2012, just in time for Groundhog’s Day. And you, my friend, can pick the cover. Below are the three choices, but you can vote on Facebook here.  And if you’re in the mood, you can pre-order.

Every story is a brand-new science fiction or fantasy tale that begins with a famous first line. Allen Steele starts his hardboiled detective story with “Call me Ishmael.”  Nancy Kress dares to take on one of the most maligned first lines of all:  “It was a dark and stormy night.”

My story “Begone” starts with the first line from one of my favorite novels, Dickens’ David Copperfield:  “Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show.” The story goes on to consider the plight of a man who’s been replaced in his own life by someone taller and more handsome. Anyone who grew up on 60′s sitcoms will recognize the poor bastard.

So vote!


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