If you’re looking for a signed book, one of my army of flying drones will deliver one to your house… some day. For now, the best I can do is send you a signed book plate, personalized to you — or your worst enemy. Totally your decision.
Just email me at email@example.com. Tell me who you are, who you’d like the book signed to (and any detail that would make it even more personal), and a physical email address. The return postage is on me.
Some restrictions. US-only right now, please. And only one or two per person. I can’t do bulk requests, so if you’re a collector, you’ll need to find me in person. Also, I can’t accept your books and ship them back, even if you send me cash, because of the lack of robot servants.
But other than that — thanks for buying the books!