Nothing says Happy Holidays like one of those mass-produced year-end summary letters from friends and family. But If you’re like me, you have trouble finding the time to write your own generic letter, much less one personalized to every Tom Dick and Mary in your address book.
I was stuck—until I discovered the miracle of Auto-Emotion™!
Thanks to Auto-Emotion’s quick-and-easy web forms, I churn out fully-customizable holiday letters out in a jiffy—and now so can you!
Just print out this handy form, pop it in the mail, and let your recipients do the work for you! It’s a festive project everyone can enjoy, and I guarantee your loved ones will cherish this form-driven letter just as much as that rambling missive you sent last year.
Due to time constraints, I can no longer offer individual holiday greetings. In the form below, please check the boxes that apply to you, sign the letter with my name, and mail it to yourself. Feel free to include a recent picture of me and/or my family. Thank you.
Dear Friend Relative Creditor Rehab Counselor (check all that apply)
I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long to write. The years months just seem to fly by! It seems like only yesterday that we were gathered around the ol’ Christmas tree judge casket.
How is/are the kid(s) pet(s) secretarial staff ? I was saddened to hear about your problems with your health your computer me. I sure hope you hung on to your sense of humor! unused prescriptions!
But seriously, as a person who shares your deep faith in God physics the rule of law, I’m sure that in no time you’ll pull through out yourself together.
As for me, this has been one “wacky” year! You probably heard read in my file about some of the issues I’ve been working through, but don’t worry, I’m sure that soon I’ll be calling you up to laugh about it schedule payment score more Vicodin.
I have to sign off now—so many letters to write!—but don’t be a stranger. We must get the “old gang” together for that lake vacation intervention hearing we’ve always talked about. Write back contact my attorney soon.
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! ; 明けましておめでとう!
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This is hilarious, Daryl.
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