Nothing says Happy Holidays like one of those mass-produced year-end summary letters from friends and family. But If you’re like me, you have trouble finding the time to write your own generic letter, much less one personalized to every Tom Dick and Mary in your address book.

I was stuck—until I discovered the miracle of Auto-Emotion™!

Thanks to Auto-Emotion’s quick-and-easy web forms, I churn out fully-customizable holiday letters out in a jiffy—and now so can you!

Just print out this handy form, pop it in the mail, and let your recipients do the work for you! It’s a festive project everyone can enjoy, and I guarantee your loved ones will cherish this form-driven letter just as much as that rambling missive you sent last year.

Due to time constraints, I can no longer offer  individual holiday greetings. In the form below, please check the boxes that apply to you, sign the letter with my name, and mail it to yourself. Feel free to include a recent picture of me and/or my family. Thank you. 

Dear Friend  Relative   Creditor    Rehab Counselor (check all that apply)

Happy Holidays!

I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long to write. The    years    months just seem to fly by! It  seems like only yesterday that we were gathered around the ol’   Christmas tree    judge    casket.

How is/are the    kid(s)  pet(s)    secretarial staff ? I was saddened to hear about your problems with    your health    your computer    me.  I sure hope you hung on to your sense of humor!    unused prescriptions!

But seriously, as a person who shares your deep faith in   God    physics    the rule of law, I’m sure  that in no time you’ll pull    through    out     yourself together.  

As for me, this has been one “wacky” year! You probably   heard    read in my file about some of the issues I’ve been working through, but don’t worry, I’m sure that soon  I’ll be calling you up to  laugh  about it   schedule payment    score more Vicodin.

I have to sign off now—so many letters to write!—but  don’t be a stranger. We must get the “old gang” together for that  lake vacation    intervention    hearing we’ve always talked  about.    Write back    contact my attorney  soon.

 Merry  Christmas!     Happy  Hanukkah!  ;   明けましておめでとう!