Here’s the way it’s supposed to work, people:
- Writer uploads excerpt of new novel.
- Reader samples, like a perp dipping a wet finger into a bag of cocaine in the hit NBC show Miami Vice.
- The jolt is so strong, the product so pure, that the customer vows to trade a briefcase full of cash whenever product becomes available.
- Ha! It’s a prop! The bag is full of flour.
Okay, I may have lost control of the metaphor there. I’ve been watching a lot of reruns. All I’m trying to say is that if you want to read the prologue and first chapter of the novel I was talking about yesterday (Raising Stony Mayhall, available June 28, 2011 in Barnes & Noble, Amazon,
Borders, and back alleys) then here you go, in high-grade pdf or uncut html.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go iron my Armani jacket.